Jason Todd || Red Hood (
crossestheline) wrote2013-01-23 08:18 pm
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oo3. text.
Hey Admiral, while you're scraping the bottom barrel of hell for inmates, why not grab Attila the Hun while you're at it?
Fuck this place. Even Arkham does a better job.
Fuck this place. Even Arkham does a better job.
Action.
Fuck yeah. That's awesome!
Action.
That's the beauty of death not being a permanent thing here; it balances out a lot of things. If you're smart, can handle pain, and know how to push people's buttons, you can make this shithole work for you.
Action.
Action.
Maybe. You're going to need to be able to take more than a hit. You're going to have to hold your own in a fight, so you can really push people, and wait for them to make a really vicious strike. If you're up for some serious training, that will really push you, then you've got a shot.
Action.
Action.
Action.
[video] /PRETENDS IT HAS BEEN THE ENTIRE TIME. COUGH
[video] YEP. NO ACTION HERE.
[Fuck. What's a high, impressive number? Chris thinks hard, unwilling to admit the last push-ups he did were in junior high gym class]
Seventy, eighty? I lose count.
[video]
Oh yeah? Put your device down on the ground so I can see you, and then demonstrate thirty for me.
[video]
Private.
[Work on those push ups in the meantime.]
Private.
[Because if he'd been made to do push-ups, he thinks he could manage about six before falling over]