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Jan. 23rd, 2013 08:18 pm
crossestheline: (pic#5331158)
[personal profile] crossestheline
Hey Admiral, while you're scraping the bottom barrel of hell for inmates, why not grab Attila the Hun while you're at it?

Fuck this place. Even Arkham does a better job.

Private.

Date: 2013-01-25 01:38 am (UTC)
mistconduct: (casual shrugging)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
But they fuck you over in other ways.

Action.

Date: 2013-01-25 01:45 am (UTC)
mistconduct: (how do you do sir)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
[Inside his cell in Level Zero, Chris sits up on the floor with his back against the wall, drumming gloved fingers anxiously over his knee in an attempt to keep from freaking out. He's never been in prison before, and the solitude is starting to get under his skin. Further, he hasn't had a chance to change out of his costume in the last 24 hours, and the eyeliner is smeared across his face where he took a few punches courtesy of Megamind.

Chris is younger; seventeen, and scrawny. A pretender if ever one existed.

He glances up, immediately shutting off his communicator to hurry over]


Hey! You didn't have to come down here, man.

Action.

Date: 2013-01-25 01:55 am (UTC)
mistconduct: ([unmasked] shrugging)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
Yeah. Yeah, that's the one. "Megamind." I'm not even kidding, I couldn't think of a name dumber than that.

I'm guessing you don't have keys.

Action.

Date: 2013-01-25 02:02 am (UTC)
mistconduct: ([unmasked] shadow smile)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
It means that the Inmate's sucking the Warden's dick just to get their own goddamn powers back.

Action.

Date: 2013-01-25 02:08 am (UTC)
mistconduct: (hopeful)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
Dude, that is the most badass thing I have ever heard in my life. I respect that. Shit, I bet you could beat up any number of these fuckers without even trying!

Action.

Date: 2013-01-25 02:14 am (UTC)
mistconduct: ([unmasked] optimistic)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
So you start fights because they can't take away physical ability, but the guys you take on get their powers reduced and aren't as threatening.

Fuck yeah. That's awesome!

Action.

Date: 2013-01-25 02:22 am (UTC)
mistconduct: (fight me bitch!)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
Jason, that's me. I can help you! I'm not all that great at fighting yet, but I can piss people off like you wouldn't believe and I can take a hit!

Action.

Date: 2013-01-25 02:28 am (UTC)
mistconduct: ([unmasked] dad loves me!)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
Yes. Yes. Dude, I can do this! I'm ready. Fucking let's go!

Action.

Date: 2013-01-25 02:33 am (UTC)
mistconduct: (smoke it up)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
...Real push-ups or girl push-ups?

[video] YEP. NO ACTION HERE.

Date: 2013-01-26 11:56 pm (UTC)
mistconduct: ([unmasked] smug bastard)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
Oh.

[Fuck. What's a high, impressive number? Chris thinks hard, unwilling to admit the last push-ups he did were in junior high gym class]

Seventy, eighty? I lose count.

[video]

Date: 2013-01-26 11:59 pm (UTC)
mistconduct: (leaning to and fro)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
What, right now? I'm talking to you. I'm not. What? The shithead in the other cell'll look over.

Private.

Date: 2013-01-27 12:08 am (UTC)
mistconduct: ([unmasked] nervous)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
Sure. I'll come find you.

[Because if he'd been made to do push-ups, he thinks he could manage about six before falling over]

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