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[personal profile] crossestheline
You know, there are easier ways to get a guy's attention. I know I'm not the easiest guy to get a hold of, but you could try the old fashioned way, and put something up on the sky. Leave a message on a wall, or anything that doesn't include zapping me into space.

Don't get me wrong. I appreciate you saving my ass and all, but I don't do the whole "space travel" thing any more. Though something tells me you're not going to take "no" for an answer, are you?

[Spam.]

[Jason blathers away into the device he discovered, hoping it grabs the attention of whoever is responsible for him being here. Maybe it will distract them and keep them from collecting him right away. In the meantime, he's making his way through the different floors of the Barge, trying to gather anything he can turn into a weapon and gain some information on his current whereabouts.]

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Date: 2012-11-30 05:16 am (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (I'll be as rude as I want.)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
How late to the welcome wagon am I?

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Date: 2012-11-30 05:24 am (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (You're kidding.)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
Don't call me that.

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Date: 2012-11-30 05:29 am (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (If I hear one more thing about John Blak)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
What have you heard already?

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Date: 2012-11-30 05:38 am (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (Snarky.)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
And you've been here before, from March to June a year and a half ago, we're apparently fictional in some universes so strangers might know everything about you just from hearing your name, and you're going to be subjected to a lot of ridiculous stuff you can't control, so you'd better get used to it fast or get comfortable with the idea of going insane.

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Date: 2012-11-30 05:46 am (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (Focused.)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
And we've had a murder or a violent assault about once a week since I got here. It's not exactly the most efficient system, but it does work.

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Date: 2012-11-30 05:51 am (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (But that's not important right now.)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
Because the Admiral offers us something that's worth taking the risk and putting up with all of this stuff for.

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Date: 2012-11-30 05:58 am (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (I am darkness.)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
I made a deal to save the people who were killed when Chemo was dropped on Bludhaven.

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Date: 2012-11-30 06:08 am (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (Go on I'm listening.)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
I don't know how it works, exactly. But I don't think helping people is bullshit.

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Date: 2012-11-30 06:15 am (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (Who told you I'm afraid of monkeys?)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
Yes. Thus people telling you you're here to "make better life choices."

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Date: 2012-11-30 06:19 am (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (Yeah I'm just gonna go.)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
You're not my inmate. I don't really care what you get up to.

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Date: 2012-11-30 06:34 am (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (Could you possibly not be a dumbass?)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
When did you come up with this nickname? It makes you sound like a character in a bad fanfiction. [Which he was exposed to courtesy of Shego's breach counterpart during that TV Show breach. B(]
Edited Date: 2012-11-30 06:35 am (UTC)

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Date: 2012-11-30 06:38 am (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (I copy.)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
Unfortunately. There are some scary people out there on the internet.

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Date: 2012-11-30 06:42 am (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (If I hear one more thing about John Blak)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
There was a public reading of some of it during a breach. We temporarily were actors playing ourselves on a popular TV show called "The Last Voyages". It was weird.

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